If the 'Shoe' fits

"Carrie Bradshaw had a lot of shoes, didn't she? Pair after pair of amazing heels, boots. She was a fashion icon after all!" screamed my sister. "Yes but I preferred Miranda's fashion. She was my fashion icon. Brisk and business like", my best friend retorted. Suddenly there was a pause followed by the sound of exaggerated coughing. Looking up from my "The Devil Wears Prada" copy, I see both of them staring at me. "Well?' my sister interrogates with her eyebrows raised. "What?" I ask nonchalantly. "What do you think?", my best friend asks. "Who had better taste?" "Both of them, I guess?" I reply weakly with a shrug. They clearly didn't look impressed. Carrie or Miranda, I don't know but at that moment they definitely resembled Samantha. Ready to explode. I felt like Andy working for Miranda Priestly. Therefore I replied like Andy would have. Thoughtlessly and yet with spirit. "I think...